The "Independent" seeks my views

[=CfC=Father Ted]

[=CfC=Bounder]

Fame at last......but how did you get it?

Was it........turning the Lido Girls into Vestal Virgins? Downing six pints during a bad weather circuit.....or remembering that you left your bicycle at Ponsanby-Brown's place in the middle of the sermon?

Can't wait to see page three!

Bounder