You have got to read these reviews!!!

[=CfC=Palmtree]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

[=CfC=Father Ted]

I'll second that PT - although how did you come to be reading them?

[=CfC= Silverback]

OMG I nearly fell out of my chair and my eyes are still full of tears. That is without a doubt the funniest thing I have read in years.

[=CfC=BlueDog]

Keen to hear from Baldaddy on this one!

[John Cartwright]

Saw these awhile ago...fair play to Veet and Amazon for not taking them down.

In reply to BD(Aus) though I resemble a light bulb bonce-wise, an alarming side-effect is the sprouting of hair from every other available orifii, (including a few I didn't know about); therefore I am grateful that the pre-warning given by those reviews prevented discomforture, if I ever went that way (mind you I was under the impression that chaps that did that sort of thing were 'that way' in another sense)

[CFC_Conky]

Serves them right for buying a depilatory at an online book store!  

They're probably the type of chaps who get funny ideas when they look at the vacuum cleaner...

...or popcorn popper 

[=CfC=Palmtree]

I'll second that PT - although how did you come to be reading them?

Errrrrrrrr........................

[CFC_Conky]

Well, as Matron always says: 'Your front yard (garden for you U.K. types) will look bigger if you mow the lawn' 

[=CfC= Binks]

Front garden Conky? Surely a place only known to those below stairs. Personally, I prefer a well kept "ride"!