This chap should be a Chuffolite!

[CFC_Conky]

Definitely has the right stuff, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAmer02ScDk

[John Cartwright]

Hilarious! Have seen his WT stuff before but not this.
I recognise the voice though, from somewhere. Sounds like Eddie Izzard

[=CfC=Bounder]

Slight hint of a South African accent I thought?

Yes....get him into CfC....as long as he doesn't use a voice activated mic!

First couple of minutes reminds me of our first attempt online with BOS!

Bounder