Father Ted at Work

[=CfC=BlueDog]

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead.. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Ted replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Anglicans down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Ted exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?'

[=CfC=Father Ted]

Thank you for alerting members of the squad to one of my professioanl indiscretions Bluey.  As some of you may already now, I have always maintained that the money involved was merely resting in my personal  bank account.

Ted