Two things I'm not allowed to have in the house

[CFC_Conky]

Macadamia nuts because they are so fattening, and Spam because it's not real food.

But when I saw these I couldn't resist   

[John Cartwright]

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

Brought up on it; didn't do me any harm...I want a Spam fritter now.